I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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