The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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