Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I wanna passion pit in your ass
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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