sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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