I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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