how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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