i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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