in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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