what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Your penis caused this!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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