Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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