But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
