I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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