My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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