I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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