butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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