Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Randomize
