I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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