if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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