so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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