I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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