I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
