Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
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just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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