I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
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