Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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