My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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