You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
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I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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