I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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