I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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