escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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