Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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