Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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