maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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