i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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