I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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