OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I wish I only lived at night.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
