I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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