no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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