Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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