It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Randomize
