Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
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He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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