Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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