She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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