mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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