There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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