my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I think I sprained my soul last night
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Randomize
