Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Someone came in the potted fern
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
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im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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