Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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