i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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