This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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