OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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