i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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