He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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