just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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