Plan B is the new Plan A
Porn is love you can see.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
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He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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